NY bound!

While I pour my second, and expensive, miniature Jack Daniels into my small plastic cup while flying to New York there are two small children that keep staring at me while they take breaks from drawing in their jewish coloring books. First and foremost, I am on my way to New York City. Second, even after several glasses of whiskey and soda, 1 percocet and a stick of gum – I am still terrified of flying. I’m on my way to map out my future grounds as I, along with others, am bound to take over.

Regardless, once again, as an agent of Vitamin C4, I am hitting the road to bring you more from other places. While these posts won’t involve shots of whiskey with Warren Ellis, or insider previews to upcoming releases within the popular culture mediums, they will be more informative to the life that Sam, Ethan and I will be living in the near future.

These are the tales of a west coast boy in the big apple.

What might I be doing with my time in New York? I have no idea, with the exception of the following:

• a variety of Brooklyn bars (Manhattan seems a bit out of the price range, although I will probably end up doing it)
• Going to see as many comic shops as I can – because they are always a destination hotspot of mine.
• Seeing Garfunkle & Oates at the Comix comedy club (comixny.com), for free; compliments of the cute girl I’m sitting next to on the plane that works at said comedy club.
• And I think also I might be going to a potluck

Nonetheless, New York, look out because here comes Vitamin C4! (well, a fraction of it – but I still pack a pretty mean punch, and my sperm is strong).

Tags: Garfunkle & Oates, jewish coloring books, New York City, whiskey & percocet

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